Funny Book about Fables and Morals

My mom just read this aloud to me and my brothers, and my friend, and it was SO funny! It is about things that aren't a very good thing to do but with animals instead of people! I am not going to review it but write some of the storys it said, (well, 2 of them) it is SO funny!
1. Staw & Matches
It was the end of summer vacation. Straw had done everything he could think of. He was bored. So he went over to play with someone he had been warned to stay away from.
"Let's play checkers," said Straw.
"OK I'm the red ones and I get the move first, I get to move twice, you get to move once," said Matches.
"Forget it," said Straw. "Let's play Ping-Pong instead."
"OK I get the good paddle you stand on that side , I get to serve first and you have to close one eye," said Matches.
"Nevermind," said Straw. "Maybe we should just watch TV."
"Ok you sit over there on the floor, I'll sit on the couch, I get the remote and we have to watch my favorite video," siad Matches.
"I think I hear my mom called," said Straw. "I'd beter go."

(Motal Don't play with matches!)

I love that one because the story and the moral is very funny!
2. Gee...I Wonder
Shark, Wasp, and Bacteria ate lunch together every day.
"No one else ever sits with us," said Shark, ripping his tuna sandwich with his double row huge razor-sharp teeth. "What's the problem?"
"We're just misunderstood," said Wasp, stabbing his pizza again and again and again with paralyzing venom.
"It's just not fair," said Bacteria, infecting her pudding. "Why won't they give us a chance?"

(Moral Think about it!)

I like that a lot more then the other one! Think about it! A Shark, a Wasp, and Bacteria!
Love it!

Natalie

Something New

New template and a new video! On my side bar I put Start All Over by Miley Cyrus, Jump5 on Do Ya, Colbie Caillat on Kiss the Girl, Carrie Underwood on, So Small, All-American Girl, and Ever Ever After on it! Listen to them tell me how you liked it!


Natalie

Kung Fu Panda

Title: Kung Fu Panda

Stars: 5

This movie is very cute and very funny. My brothers were laughing through it all!

Po, the panda, and his father sell noodles for money. Po likes the action figures of all of the warriors. All the palace where all the warriors live the top warrior sees that a bad person is going to escape from jail. They then have to find the Dragon Warrior. Po of course, is the Dragon Warrior.

Po is fat, weird, and a panda! Every one of the warriors thinks that he will never be able to defeat the bad guy, don't remember his name. But this story or movie has a good moral to it, there is no secret ingredient for you, you just need to be yourself.

This movie is a little crude in parts but it is very cute and funny. I advise you all to see it!

Natalie

New Change and a Question

I have done something different for my template, do you like it? And also, please comment and tell me if you are reading this blog, I don't know who is reading and if you could tell me that would be great!


Natalie

Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

Title: Eclipse

Author: Stephenie Meyer

Stars: 5!!!!

I LOVE this book! LOVE IT! If you have read these books who do you like more, Jacob or Edward? I LOVE Edward. Who do you think Bella should end up with? I can't really decide because I like both of them! I can't wait until the next book comes out!

Edward feels so bad for what happened in the last book, Bella is looking forward to become a vampire, and of course, Edward can wait because he wants Bella to stay human. In the first book, Twilight, you all know about, James who tried to bite and kill Bella, and his mate, Victoria. Well, in this book, Victoria wants to kill Bella. She makes a whole group of new born vampires!! BAD THING!

When they are new, they are very strong. Victoria and the new vampires attack the Cullens. Well, not JUST the Cullens, the werewolves join up with the Cullens!

At the end of the book Bella finds out that she is in love with both, Jacob and Edward. Who will she pick? And also, Edward asks her to marry him, what does she say?

Read this book to find out!

They said, the "D" word and there is also some kisses.

Natalie

Ghosthunters and the Totally Moldy Baroness by Cornelia Funke

Title: Ghost Hunters and the Totally Moldy Baroness

Author: Cornelia Funke

Age: All Ages

Stars: Either 3 and a half or 4

Hetty Hyssop helped Tom in his encounter with a ghost. In this book, the three(Hetty, Tom, and Hugo, one of the ghosts that helps them)ghost hunters go to help Mr. and Mrs. Worm in their castle. They have a GHADAP (GHost with A Dark Past) in side their castle.

It is Hetty, Tom, and Hugo's job to drive out the GHADAP out of the castle walls and to restore the safeness in the castle for Mr. and Mrs. Worm.

Natalie

New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

Title: New Moon

Author: Stephenie Meyer

Age: Young Adults

Series: Yes, go here to see my first review of the first book.

Stars: 5!!!

I really, really, really, liked this book! If you see my first review, Twilight, you can understand this review better.

I am not sure if in the first review if I mentioned, Jacob. Jacob is the one who told her about werewolves, and vampires. In this book, Jasper (one of the new vampires who joined the Cullen family and used to drink human blood) almost bites Bella. So what Edward has to do is to break her heart. He tells her that he doesn't love her anymore and that he has to leave.

As soon as Edward says this, she falls into a DEEP depression. After almost a year, Jacob is the one who helps her through it, but there is one thing that has changed Jacob big time! He has become a werewolf and their duty is to kill vampires!

In the book they find out that Victoria is hunting her! (She is a vampire who drinks human blood and wants to kill Bella because Edward killed Victoria's mate) This book is very exciting just like the first one!

In this book they say, crap, the "D" word, and h***, there also are a couple of kisses.

I can't wait to start the next book and I CAN'T until the next book comes out! But at least we have the third book already! :)

Natalie

Magyk by Angie Sage

Title: Magyk

Author: Angie Sage

Age: 10 and up

Stars: 5

My mom read this book aloud to my brothers and I. This book is very good!

Septimus Heap was born just that day while is father is going through the woods and finds a baby girl. When Silas, the father, comes home the midwife runs our the door carrying baby Semtimus in her arms, wrapped in bandages, and is screaming, "He is dead, he is dead!"

In the book you find that the queen has been shot?! Yes!

These are the questions, who is this baby? And if Septimus, the 7th son of the 7th son, really dead?

Just to let you know, the 7th son of the 7th son is supposed to be very magical and powerful.

I really liked this book and you should give it a try!

Natalie

The Balled of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman

Title: The Balled of Lucy Whipple

Author: Karen Cushman

Age: 10-14

Pages: 218

Stars: 5

I have read another book by Karen Cushman called," Catherine Called Birdy," and that book was very good. I really like it that the books that I have read so far, the characters practically have the same attitude. They are very funny, sarcastic, and lots of other stuff. Karen Cushman loves history so all the books are based on history!

California has lived in Massachusetts for a long time. A little while after her pa dies, her mom wants to fulfil her dream! They go east to California! California hates her new life! She decides that she can't be named after something she hates so she changes her name to Lucy! Lucy then has to learn to get used to California.

I really liked this book and all of you should read it!

I didn't really notice anything bad but Butte, her brother, almost said s*** I think. You can tell that me almost did anyway!

Natalie

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

Title: Twilight

Author: Stephenie Meyer

Stars: 5

Pages: 498

Recommended: Yes!

This book is a young adult book and is very good! It is about this vampire family who only lives on animal's blood. Then one day, Edward, (one of the vampires) meats Bella Swan. They fall in love with each other!

There is only one scary part in the book. And for me it wasn't really scary! I really liked this book and I would have you read it! I am going to start the next book,"New Moon" probably tomorrow!

Also, they do say the "D" word a couple of times and h** is said once. And there is also a couple of kisses through out the book.

http://www.thetwilightsaga.com/! Also, if you are a fan of these books like I am, they are making a movie!

Natalie